Okay, this one is like from like a year ago-ish, but it is my all time favorite dream of ever. So I am just lying there on the couch being a lazy peice of shit, no contacts, and not showered but anyways I was thinking to myself “Man, I am bored, what am I going to do…”, then all of a sudden my mom walks in, pissed off and yells, “Steven! What are you doing! YOUR DATE WITH BRIT IS IN THIRTY MINUETS!!! >:C” then I am all like, “WHAT? HUH?” so then I had to make a mad dash to get ready. Once I finally leave my room I walk into the living room where for some reason Brit’s whole family is in there and they are talking to my family and they were all getting along perfectly. We left and I am pretty sure I said “K, leaving now bye” to my family. The rest is a blur, but before I woke up we were at like a huge swimming pool and she was going down a huge water slide and when she came out of it I caught her.

Woah man, this looks like eddsworld amiright??

rauenuberalles:

Tumblr needs more Fishbone. I’m so glad I’m not one of the pretentious metal heads that only listens to metal. This album is a classic!!!

The Keegan anthem

effyeahska:

Five Iron Frenzy

#sharingaspotifyaccountwithsomebodyproblems

I want to have pre-martial sex with a non-virgin girl to this song.

ohmygoditsjordans:

GG Allin

quest-time:

The Planet Smashers, I Like Your Girlfriend